Here are 20 quotes that I thought were cool!

1. My Mind is like lightning. One brilliant flash and then it's gone.

2. 3 Kinds of people...those who can count, and those who can't.

3. Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

4. Opinions are like armpits, everybody has them, but they usually stink.

5. (Grave Stone) 1930-2005 = everybody has a dash. Use it for God.

6. Either sin will keep you from the bible, or the bible will keep you from sin.

7. If God is your co-pilot, then switch seats.

8. I've learned... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

9. If More Adults were deaf, there'd be more honesty in children.

10. You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

11. The most certain test by which we judge whether a county is really free, is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.

12. Genius is the talent for seeing things straight. It is seeing things in a straight line without any bend or break or aberration of sight, seeing them as they are, without any warping of vision. Flawless mental sight. That is Genius!

13. Tried my best, did my worst.

14. Been there, broke that.

15. Family is the most sacred thing given to us. Lose that and that is when you truly have nothing.

16. Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.

17. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

18. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

19. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

20. Pray in the storm, but keep rowing for shore.